The new Paris Hilton video...

... no, no, she's got her clothes on this time. But Celebrity Justice, the US TV show which broke the story of the stroppy Hilton heiress allegedly nicking her own sex video from a newsagent, has kindly posted the security footage which pretty much convicts her.

Watch with glee as the famous-for-nothing-really Paris brazenly grabs a copy of her legendary amateur porn performance from the shelf and stalks off. The cops are "considering prosecution", apparently.